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3 necrophiles talk.
First asks:
-After how many time do you prefer to fuck?
For example, i always do it after 8 hours so it's still hot.
Seond sais:
-I usualy wait 3 days untill it's cold.
Third joins the conversation:
-After 6 months
(other two looks weird at him) - but why?
-Well, you simply can't miss a hole.
Paraplegic people go to hell because there's a stairway to heaven not a ramp
-Dad, dad, what's abortion?
-Ask your sister
-But dad, i don't have one
-That's what i'm talking about.
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone!
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine
with a woman named "Clearly".
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,
"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years.
During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife,
"If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the
local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her
husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
A woman came to the morgue to identify her husband who got ran over by a truck. The policeman asks:
- Do you recognize him?
- Hmm.. Picasso maybe?
How to make a 5 year old girl cry twice? Wipe the blood off your penis with her teddy bear. (Found it in YT comments)
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin
Why do japanese people have slit eyes? Because atomic explosions are damn bright.
when your mom would not let you go on the act of the terrorism
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Bill Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".
First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.
Bill chooses Hell.
About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.
Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"
St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."
Thailand :(shake):
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Thread is back. There was some discrepancy between some of our members. Reasons are obvious, some people might react a bit sensitive to the things posted on this thread.
Therefore I suggest everyone who has something against this humor to not check this topic or post on it. The idea of it is to have fun and not to have a racist playground within our community. If there are people who post on it just to have a valve to get rid of their racist thinking then they will be punished as it is usual in our community.
Hi!
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So, I was eating out this girl, and I tasted horse semen.
Then, I looked at her and said, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i460/27328.jpg
#Biotrash
Hope it's not against your rules guys.
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Deadangel, first point of dark humor to show up vices of society, and sometimes laugh on them.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you are dead.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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I love animals, especially when they're dead!
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How to pickup mexican girls
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I like my women like I like my wine - about 20 years old and locked in my cellar.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ierCLIodtkQ
Cancer ain't shit guys ;)
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I'm not sure where you see any accusations on this post, but I assure you that we really do not care. This is all for shits and giggles. You were warned before opening this thread; "Dark Humor / Don't enter if you don't like this kind of jokes"Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeldaK