Dark Humor / Don't enter if you don't like this kind of jokes

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.

How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.

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If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.

since this thread is popular, it's lost all fun, just because some of posters do not understand what is real dark humor. sad pixel.

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Originally Posted by ZeldaK

Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."

Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?"
Jill: "Right there, ma'am."
Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America."
Jack: "Jill."

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Please stick to the proper type of jokes. We want jokes that are more black than black cotton farmers.

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Originally Posted by DeAdAnGeL

Please stick to the proper type of jokes. We want jokes that are more black than black cotton farmers.

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He did nazi the rules. I heard that last guy who failed to read it pasta way.

Who needs Benito Mussolini to save the day, when you have these guys!
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What is worse than a baby in bucket?
A baby in two buckets.

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