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Attachment 31250
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I heard Fleshlight is testing out a new product line (slightly NSFW)
Rules are rules..Quote:
Originally Posted by Ors
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Originally Posted by PeiN
OKe oke, i didnt check previous pagesQuote:
Originally Posted by GeroX
An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.
The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.
Shoutout to Mexico yo.
Rude
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence.......then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"