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What does a blind, deaf and handicapped child get for christmas? Cancer
I already ban for 7 days to say an Arab: Please don't explode us :(:
A little son enters the bathroom while his dad is showering.
Daddy, what's this hairy thing between your legs?
Your's sister head
What happened to the Asian man that walked into a wall with an erection?
He broke his nose
Yep, asians kinda have huge noses, just like anyone else does. lmao
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A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
What is every blonde's ambition?
- To learn the alphabet.
Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
- Because she's 21.
What's 72?
- 69 with three people watching.
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Maybe that asian has a small penis? what does it mean? Black humor...
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One night, God visits a preacher.
The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?"
God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the Dutch are the politicians."
"What is Hell like?" he asks.
"Well," he sighs, "the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the politicians, the English are the chefs, the Germans are the policemen, and the Dutch are the lovers."
the transformation
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Africans are asleep, post pictures of food
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The 2nd one killed me