MATRIX the führer of mankind
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MATRIX the führer of mankind
plan to assasin mr president
(dont spam donx) :D
matrix can not do that
and he order a gangsta for kill mr. president :)
luckzor can't say 5 words
But the gangsta starts to cry
(sorry :P :D)
because he cant afford a
taco which he likes so
much
then he started slapping IcY
and icy screamed: WHY ME?!?!?!
Chuck Norris ,came and farted
And both had died
their fans came to the funeral (sry 6) :D
a guy jumped in casket
holz got a 100 X streak on ffs
in the wood dreams
he had a wet dream
and went to the nude
(OFFTOPIC)
(The story so far)
One time was an alien, Alien thought he might explode the
explode made a big boom and... ...beloved Matrix died in
agony. After the Matrix die, another... guy who fucked
girls and ...eats pizza at the moment... monument comes
LuckZor's home for play ps3 and.... ...sees that LuckZor
cant count... Then Monument took the knife And started
stabbing Saddam Hussein As next Monument goes to ...
monument eat a shit on Iraq ppl And a taliban took a
molotov after he got benzin at... Koi fucked all talibans
up ...and shouted "WE ARE THE... Allah wariors'' we no
die!!! and Matrix,LuckZor,Monument And Koi scream "We Re
Muslim We believe the god!" All saw that Luckzor cant...
take a gun and suicide So he went to a bar and asked for
his mom. ... ...to go away from bar... And shoot with
some guns... ...niggers, and then he bought... two
molotovs, which he used ... to burn down all talibans And
suddenly a snowstorm starts and all monuments porn
magazines are burning in the flames matrix cant take this
anymore and now he's searching for .. new porn magazines
for Monument.... but he cant find because no porn magazin
accept monument. because koi is talibans Führer... that
means matrix is dead But when koi finds out then devil
says to him MATRIX the führer of mankind plan to assasin
mr president matrix can not do that and he order a
gangsta for kill mr. president luckzor can't say 5 words
But the gangsta starts to cry because he cant afford a
taco which he likes so much then he started slapping IcY
and icy screamed: WHY ME?!?!?! Chuck Norris ,came and farted And both had died their fans came to the funeral a guy jumped in casket holz got a 100 X streak on ffs in the wood dreams he had a wet dream and went to the nude
cool story bro
someone continue the story? :D
lesbian club where he had
chocolate cookies with yummy vanilla
he ate too much cookies
the grandma makes the cookies
she makes them so tasty
that hetero ate to much
and died because of fatness
And when Light and Deadangel
knew that they laughed hard
Then theyr stomach started hurting
and they started to cry
because some other guys sang ''I said what what, in the Butt!''
so they wanted to start fight with them
but they pissed on theyr underpands
And they rushed to Wc
and killed some comunists on
then they thought on suicuide themselves
but a monkey stopped them
(HOW HARD ARE 5 WORDS)